Life would be good if only...(© 2008 Eileen Baker)

Well, life would be good if it were not for:

the weather;
the taxes;
the neighbours;
the crime;
the immigrants;
the murderers;
the drug pushers;
the paedophiles;
the religious groups;
the atheists;
the radicals;
the extremists;
the politicians;
the terrorists;
the others;
the housing estates;
this house;
this car;
this child's sickness;

this living hell.